So, this is chapter two for ya, please enjoy, and REVIEW! thankies. that's all i have to say today. this is for charlie manson/catiglrprime, whatever else your sn might be, M. luv to ya.
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Chapter Two
Roulette in the Morning
“Izzit morning yet?” Christian wrestled his eyes open, to find a pair of Jade ones with slit pupils staring back at him. The kid was wide awake. Christian yawned, and once again allowed his heavy eyes to drop shut. The only thing he just was NOT proficient at was getting up in the morning. “C’mon! C’mon, you said that today we could paint a mural on the front of the house! You sa-aid!” Christian rolled to his side, attempting to dislodge Kain from his chest.
“Lemme…alone.” He mumbled, wondering why the Kat always had to get up so early. He wasn’t a small child (though he acted like one) and he definitely wasn’t a regular pet, so he was not the type that had to put outside to go to the bathroom in the morning. The least Kain could do was hang out by himself for a few hours while Christian got some much needed rest. But noooooo, Kain insisted on bouncing into Christian’s room at six in the morning, and this time carrying a paint bucket no less. Had Christian promised to paint a mural with Kain today? He had. Oh gods, why didn’t I just buy a regular cat?
Kain watched his master slowly beginning to function. It was always like this in the morning. Secretly, Kain treasured these quiet times, early enough that the birds were still chirruping, and yet the warmth of the summer sun radiated through the open window, carried by beams of liquid gold. The master looked like an angel, sleeping there, surrounded by clean white sheets, and sunlight. Until he started to really wake up, that is. Kain came out of his reverie, and noticed Christian’s tired eyelids beginning to flutter. Quickly, he removed himself from his sitting position on the master’s chest, a mischievous grin spreading across his face, replacing the expression of bliss from a moment before. He scuttled backward, towards the far end of the room. Yes this morning the master would definitely be less than angelic. And Kain intended to be a safe distance away, but not to miss the show.
Christian sat up with a jerk. He blearily shot a black look around the room, hoping it might graze any early risers who might be lurking in the shadows. Suddenly Christian realized that the room was way too bright. Oh, great. That’s why he’d woken (well, semi-woken) up! The stupid cat had opened the blackout blinds. “Kaaaaain?” Christian growled, his voice slowly rising with the drawn out syllable.
“Yes, Master?” Kain grinned, executing a mock salute from across the room. Christian aimed his black look in that general direction, knowing he would miss. Nothing really got to Kain.
“You won’t get to paint any walls today unless you let me sleep for another two hours! Wait…make that four….and I want a martini as well, bartender….” Christian slumped back onto the bed, mumbling to himself. Kain giggled, and hopped across to close the blinds back up, knowing that the pot of coffee he’d put on would wake the master up fully soon enough. Then, on a whim, he bent over and whispered in Christian’s ear,
“Well, I don’t have a martini, but how about some leftover anchovies? They’re fresh out of the trash.” Kain couldn’t stop himself from laughing aloud as he exited the room, followed by the master’s somewhat louder, and more angry rumblings about something along the lines of ‘piranha pizza….with leg braces’.
“Do I smell Costa-Rican black brew? What kind of horrible person are you, to force me to come downstairs! You promised me two more hours of sleep!” Christian inhaled the steam from his mug deeply, already in heaven, drinking in the scent. Kain sat across from him, tapping his feet on the chair legs in rhythm, while contemplating his own mug, which consisted mostly of half and half, and sugar.
“Master, it’s almost seven. Beside, I never promised anything, you were talking to yourself.” Kain grinned oleaginously, but quickly swallowed the smile as he coughed lightly into his hand. Morning throat. Or a hairball. Uugh.
“If you didn’t promise anything, then I didn’t either. We can hire some contractors to paint the mural.” Christian stirred his coffee around, watching the swirls of dark and darker liquid. He didn’t want to go outside. It was Saturday, he was off work, and it promised to be supremely hot outside. All Christian wanted to do was sit inside, and maybe play a few board games with Kain. Maybe even sit at the window and watch other people suffer in the heat. Ooh, and he would certainly take a look at girls sun tanning in (and sometimes out of) their swimsuits from the window facing the beach. Christian smiled to himself.
“NOOO! I wanna paint it! Master….are you having old man thoughts again?” Kain watched Christian turn slightly pink.
“Look, Kain, they’re not ‘old man’ thoughts. They’re healthy, young man thoughts…and you should be having some too soon enough yourself!”
“Yeah, I know.” Kain blushed slightly himself at this admission. He secretly thought sun tanning was a gift from god as well. “But…they are old man thoughts if an old man is having them.”
“KAIN! I’m not OLD! I’m only twenty three! You quit it!” Christian almost stood haughtily, then remembered his treasured coffee, perched precariously on the edge of the cherry hard wood table. His precious coffee, right above his even more precious (Or at least vulnerable) lap. He forced himself to sit still.
“If you’re not an old man, how come you never bring girls home? I mean, you woulda’ thought someone your age would be going out…” Kain put on his innocent expression, biting his tongue to keep from cackling. Christian blushed even more furiously, and scooted his coffee mug to the center of the table, murder in his eyes. Kain scrambled from his seat, almost knocking over the chair in the process.
“Maybe they never came because I NEVR ASKED ONE!” Christian roared, dashing towards Kain. The young Kat high tailed it (literally) out of the room, making his break for the back door, and patio which he was skinny enough to crawl under.
“Okay! I’m SORRY!” Kain shrieked, wrestling the intricately carved wooden screen open, and bursting out into the yard. He hopped on one foot, trying to regain his balance, and redirect his momentum back the way he’d come, his tail flailing wildly with the effort. Christian came careening out the open door, just as Kain flung himself under the safety of the low wooden deck. Panting from running in the heat, Kain slid himself farther into the nest of cobwebs left by spiders over what he deemed centuries. With a gasp, Kain realized his tail was still sticking out. He quickly flicked it under the patio as well, pressing his ears flat against his head so no dirt or bugs would get in them. Glancing back, he could see Christian glaring at him from the yard. Kain risked a bit of relieved, true laughter now. “Okay, if you really think it would be that easy, then I dare ya ta ask a girl if she’ll got out with you!”
“FINE! I will, if you don’t ask me to paint that mural with you!” Christian fumed.
“Aw, but master, I really wanna-”
“Come out from under there, and then we’ll talk.” Kain considered, weighing the options. Some minimal pain, and a chance to embarrass master, or he could stay under the porch, and fry slowly in the heat. Kain braced himself, and scrambled out from the cobwebby cave under the porch.
“OWW!” Kain mewled loudly as Christian grabbed a large handful of his hair, and yanked him to a standing position on the lush lawn grass.
“You know, for someone who normally seems like an innocent little kid, you’re rather conniving, and knowledgeable about adult life. What have you been reading?” A few months previously, Christian had taken on the task of teaching Kain to read. Kain was a quick learner, albeit a little ADD seeming.
“Oh, you know, master…just the internet. I found this site with a bunch of fan fiction…” Kain squirmed, trying to break Christian’s iron grip on his hair. “Just put me down!”
“Fine…but we’re going inside to talk. It’s way too hot out here.” Christian, despite his words, didn’t loosen his hold on Kain’s hair, in order to drag him in through the door. With a sigh of relief, Christian plopped down onto the cushy leather recliner in the living room, and steepled his fingers, ready to bargain. “So…what’s this deal?”
“Okaaaay…if you ask a girl out, and she agrees, then…I won’t paint the mural on the front of the house. It’ll be on the back instead.” Kain perched on his favorite stool, out of place with the rest of the comfy La-Z-boy furniture in the room.
“What kind of deal is that? You still want me to help you paint it, right?” Christian quipped dubiously. Truth be told, it was a big leap. He wouldn’t have some weird painting on the front walk for the neighbors to gossip about. But he would still have to go outside in the heat. So, that wasn’t enough to bargain for. Kain had to put up some larger bait. “I don’t think so. You can’t tempt me with just that.”
“Yes, master, but wouldn’t it be nice to paint it out back? I mean-” Kain attempted lamely. He knew he would have to bet something else. He figured he might have some luck, however. The master seemed to be losing his morning grouchiness. It was like playing Russian roulette in the mornings, living with him. In the mornings in particular because of the shouting lack of the generally present copious amounts of whisky when anyone played that game. “How abou’ I cook dinner for a week?” Kain ventured. He prayed this chamber wasn’t loaded any more that the first bunch he had dared to empty this morning.
“Now that’s more like it! But, wait, Kain, are you going to make the same thing every time?” Christian grinned, watching Kain’s frustrated expression as his plan was ratted out. “Yes, something smelt fishy there. Which is exactly what I DON’T want flopping on my dinner plate the rest of the week.”
“’Kay, master, sir. I’ll make dinner, AND I’ll read the cookbook and find new recipes. And I’ll make some cookies too.” Despite how he seemed, Kain was a good cook when he put his mind to it, and proud of it. All that he lacked was the memory to take things out of the oven or off the stove before they became dragon-style dishes (as in burnt to almost nothing.)If Kain managed to keep the food safe, it was an irresistible deal. Kain snickered to himself. Like a girl would date master!
“Alright…that sounds like a deal.” Christian wondered to himself why he let Kain get away with all the pranks, dares, and tomfoolery the young cat pulled daily. He also wondered why he cleaned up after Kain, and helped him in times of need or want. I guess I like responsibility. Funny, how that’s never applied in the rest of my life. Christian shook his head to rid it of his somewhat tenebrific thoughts, and stood, tugging on the bottom hem of his T-shirt peeling the thin fabric from his sweaty body. He really didn’t deal well with heat. “So, sir, when do you propose we commence the mission? Over.” Christian pretended to speak into a walkie talkie, producing static-y noises at the end of the diction. Kain warily dropped off his stool, ducking back behind a couch, and clutching his own invisible communication device.
“I propose a use of code ‘red-swimsuit’ force upon the beach babes at three o’ clock. Go when you see my signal. Over.” Kain wormed his way around behind Christian, now carrying an invisible hand gun along with his invisible walkie talkie. The height of military technology, that. All completely invisible.
“Alright, I copy that. Now proceeding to find code red-swimsuit, which, for your information, my grandmother gave me, and which I think is horrid. The military always has to have the total scoop, correct? Over.” Christian cradled his non-apparent device, beginning to head upstairs towards his bedroom. Darn if that kid weren’t the quietest…he swore he had no clue now as to where Kain might be behind all the mess of couches. That is, if Kain had been moving since their last exchange. Christian shrugged, as he reached the foot of the stairs. Apparently their game was over. And there was no way in heck that Christian was actually going to wear those revolting red swim trunks. So, just to change the subject…“And how am I to know your signal for the commencement of the mission? Over.” Just behind Christian, Kain tensed his leg muscles, grinning widely.
“Like THIS!” Kain howled, springing from behind the furniture to tackle Christian. With a wobble and a surprised ‘oof’ the blond went down under the unexpected weight, tumbling both of them onto one of the many accumulated sofas. For a second Christian couldn’t breath, but as he regained his air, the surprised expression he wore slowly melted into a scowl. Kain winced. Maybe he should better stop playing Russian roulette, even if no whisky was necessary for him to be reckless enough. Christian’s frown deepened, while Kain realized he ought to disentangle himself and his skin from the master, or it was possible that he would lose it. Christian growled loudly as Kain fought his way from the couch. The blond took a deep breath, and Kain braced himself…
“Payback TIME!” Christian shouted as he grabbed for Kain, and, pinning the boy’s arms down with his knees, began to tickle the kid for all he was worth.
“NOOO! Stop it! AAAGH!” Kain shrieked, laughing uncontrollably, and twisting in Christian’s grip with all his strength.
Suddenly, the giggles being wrenched from him caught in his throat. Kain went from a fit of laughing to a worse fit of coughing, suddenly limp, unable to fight back.
“Oh gods, are you okay?” Christian removed himself from the young boy’s arms, suddenly serious, and seriously worried. “Kain? Look at me here!” Christian pulled Kain into a sitting position, wrapping an arm around his side, and facing the boy, so as to cradle his head into Christian’s shoulder. The blond frowned worriedly as he felt the coughs wracking the younger boy’s body, and the desperate grasp of the black haired child’s fingers on his arms. He could do nothing to help, save rub Kain’s back in comforting circles until the fit slowly faded.
As the last vestiges of coughing subsided, Christian felt Kain drop his grip on Christian’s sleeves, and collapse flaccidly onto the older man, completely worn out. “Kain?” Christian ventured, “Are you alright?” He gently brushed some purple tinted strands of hair away from the boy’s tight shut eyes. Slowly, Kain’s breath returned to normal, and he forced himself to straighten back up, rubbing his watery eyes.
“I’m fine, master. Let’s get ready to go to the beach!” Kain grinned, with a little effort.
“Okay…” Christian slowly stood up, gently grabbing Kain’s arm to lever him off the couch as well. “But I think you should rest for a few hours. There will be girls at the beach all day.” The blond man worriedly supported the smaller boy, walking them both upstairs, and settling Kain down in his room for some much needed rest.
End Chapter Two: Roulette in the Morning
Characters copyright Charlie Manson
Writing copyright AllE K.
